(GR)Eating Cards
Baked for people who have something to say.
TART BREAK Edible Greeting Cards are a perfectly delicious way to tell someone that you are thinking of them – and sometimes even what you are thinking of them. A little funny, a little cheeky and always very yummy – give the gift of humor in a little sweet treat!
EAT YOUR WORDS.
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Not Your Bitch
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Lucky Revenge
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Bounce With Your Cat
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Vote With Your Cat
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Childless Cat Lady Voting Blue
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Cat Ladies Against Fascism
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Happily Ever After
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VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
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Cat Say Vote
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Crazy Cat Lady is Good
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e-lec-tion
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The Vagina Business
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I Will Not Behave Myself
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No Country For Old Men
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Pandora’s Box
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With My Whole Heart
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The Darcys After Dark
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Murder is Wrong
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A Birthday Frog
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Yas Queen
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Unfuck You
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Have a Heart
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Have a Nice Day
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Sorry, Idiot.
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Liver Treat
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Love Me, Love My Cat
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The Breakup
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We’re So Badass
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My Cat Bride
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Six Out of Six Cats
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Pink Love
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Quiet People
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Take Your Happy Pills
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Purple Heart
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I’m Bored
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Welcome Home
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Beautiful Eyes
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Everywhere Amazing
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Sorry, Dumbass.
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Dogs Like Me
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Tread On This
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An Unwanted Presidency
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Clean Halloween
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Grave Halloween
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Ouija
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We’re All Mad Here.
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Chucky
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You don’t kill the boogeyman.
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Leatherface
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All Work and No Play.
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What an Excellent Day for an Exorcism.
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Fear What You Will Become.
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I’m Your Boyfriend Now.
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It’s got a death curse!
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3 Wise Men?
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12 Days of Christmas
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Bad Cat
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The Dude
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Naughty Dog
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Pink Trees
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Festive Cat
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Cats Wouldn’t
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Naughty or Nice?
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What are you looking at?
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Merry & Bright
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Fuck 2025
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SO Freaking Merry
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Birthday Boy!
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A Calling
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Eat the Rich
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This is Fine.
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Pride not Prejudice
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Bethesda
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Quiet is Not an Option
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Thank You Cool Cat
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Thanks a Buttload
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Brooklyn Bridge
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That’s Love.
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My Aim Is True.
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In It Together
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No Time For That
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Queen of Tarts
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I Carry Your Heart
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So Much Better
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Blue Valentine
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Cats Wouldn’t
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Red Right Hand
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Same Old Shit
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Tell Your Daughter
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Girls Will Be Girls
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Educate Your Son
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Clumsy
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Women Don’t Owe You
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Mediocre White Men
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Become Ungovernable
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May the Firth Be With You
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Excellent Boiled Potatoes
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S-C-F-R-S-N-P
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Intolerably Stupid
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Octopus Says No Means No
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Never Too Soon
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Darcy Who?
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It Only Takes One
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A Little Birdy
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Improve Your Mind
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Sorry, I’m Not Myself.
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Fuck ICE.
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Six Out of Six Cats Good Day
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Not Pie
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Release Them.
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PSA, Ladies!
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