(GR)Eating Cards
Baked for people who have something to say.
TART BREAK Edible Greeting Cards are a perfectly delicious way to tell someone that you are thinking of them – and sometimes even what you are thinking of them. A little funny, a little cheeky and always very yummy – give the gift of humor in a little sweet treat!
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Release Them.
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Not Pie
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Six Out of Six Cats Good Day
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Fuck ICE.
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Sorry, I’m Not Myself.
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Improve Your Mind
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A Little Birdy
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It Only Takes One
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Darcy Who?
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Never Too Soon
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Octopus Says No Means No
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Intolerably Stupid
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S-C-F-R-S-N-P
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Excellent Boiled Potatoes
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May the Firth Be With You
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Become Ungovernable
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Mediocre White Men
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Women Don’t Owe You
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Clumsy
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Educate Your Son
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Girls Will Be Girls
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Tell Your Daughter
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Same Old Shit
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Red Right Hand
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Cats Wouldn’t
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Blue Valentine
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So Much Better
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I Carry Your Heart
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Queen of Tarts
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No Time For That
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In It Together
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My Aim Is True.
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That’s Love.
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Brooklyn Bridge
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Thanks a Buttload
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Thank You Cool Cat
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Quiet is Not an Option
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Bethesda
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Pride not Prejudice
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This is Fine.
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Eat the Rich
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A Calling
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Birthday Boy!
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SO Freaking Merry
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Fuck 2025
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Merry & Bright
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What are you looking at?
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Naughty or Nice?
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Cats Wouldn’t
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Festive Cat
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Pink Trees
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Naughty Dog
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The Dude
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Bad Cat
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12 Days of Christmas
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3 Wise Men?
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It’s got a death curse!
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I’m Your Boyfriend Now.
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Fear What You Will Become.
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All Work and No Play.
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Leatherface
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Chucky
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We’re All Mad Here.
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Ouija
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Grave Halloween
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Clean Halloween
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An Unwanted Presidency
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Tread On This
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Dogs Like Me
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Sorry, Dumbass.
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Everywhere Amazing
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Beautiful Eyes
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Welcome Home
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I’m Bored
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Purple Heart
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Take Your Happy Pills
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Quiet People
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Pink Love
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Six Out of Six Cats
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My Cat Bride
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We’re So Badass
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The Breakup
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Love Me, Love My Cat
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Liver Treat
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Sorry, Idiot.
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Have a Nice Day
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Have a Heart
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Unfuck You
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Yas Queen
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A Birthday Frog
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Murder is Wrong
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The Darcys After Dark
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With My Whole Heart
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Pandora’s Box
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No Country For Old Men
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I Will Not Behave Myself
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The Vagina Business
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e-lec-tion
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Crazy Cat Lady is Good
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Cat Say Vote
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VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
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Happily Ever After
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Cat Ladies Against Fascism
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Vote With Your Cat
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Bounce With Your Cat
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Lucky Revenge
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Not Your Bitch
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Cookie-of-the-Month Club
Baked for people who you think of monthly, at least.
With the TART BREAK Cookie-of-the-Month Club you can send someone one of our scrumptiously fun (GR)Eating Cards every month for a year, and you get to build this 12-month subscription by selecting each month’s cookie personally! Think of it as a way to let your friends and family know you appreciate them, at least every thirty days or so.
JOIN THE CLUB!
The Collection Box
Baked for people who enjoy variations on a theme.
TART BREAK’s ‘The Collection Box’ is a box of eight specially curated cookies that make the perfect gift for someone who just gets you, or someone that you just get. Four flavors of individually wrapped edible messages, packaged up beautifully and ready for you to give. (Or you can just keep them for yourself because they’re delicious!)
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The ‘Election’ Collection
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The ‘Bespoke’ Collection
$60.00
Sign Up for the TARTBREAKer Newsletter
Because sometimes you just deserve a cookie.
Triple-Flavor Sample Packs
Baked for people who like a little bit of everything.
TART BREAK Triple Flavor Sample Packs mean you don’t have to choose! One vanilla bean butter cookie with orange blossom marshmallow fondant, one chocolate malt cookie with bourbon vanilla marshmallow fondant and one pistachio cardamon cookie with rose marshmallow fondant, each with a pretty or funky and sometimes pretty funky design that will make your day much better. Or at least not make it any worse.
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Calico Sampler Pack
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Asian Beauties Sampler Pack
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Daisy May Sampler Pack II
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Blue Floral Sampler Pack II
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Shades Emoji Sampler Pack
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Love Eyes Emoji Sampler Pack
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Skull Halloween Sampler Pack
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Daisy May Sampler Pack
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Blue Floral Sampler Pack
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Pink Floral Sampler Pack
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Something Blue Sampler Pack
$15.00
Become a Wholesaler
Want to carry TART BREAK products in your store, shop, or… Well, we’d really love that too.
Mix and Match from TART BREAK’s fun and funky designs, or tell us what you think will work best for your business and let us create something special for you.
Tell us what you have in mind!
Tarty Favors
Baked for people who want to get this party started!
TART BREAK Tarty Favors are a cute little conversation starter at any party. A grab bag of treats with 25 or 50 unique designs, each cookie is individually wrapped and ready to share and compare. Give your guests a giggle, or at the very least a little sugar high to help get the fun started!
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Cat Tarty Favors – 25
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Cat & Dog Tarty Favors – 25
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Cat & Dog Tarty Favors – 50
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Cat Tarty Favors – 50
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Dog Tarty Favors – 50
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Dog Tarty Favors – 25
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Music Tarty Favors – 50
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Music Tarty Favors – 25
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Halloween Tarty Favors – 25
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Halloween Tarty Favors – 50
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Thanksgiving Tarty Favors – 50
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Holiday Tarty Favors – 50
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Holiday Tarty Favors – 25
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Tarty Favors – 50
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Tarty Favors – 25
$70.00